Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Couldn't resist

Back in the day before house payments, husbands, real jobs and responsibilities, my friends and I liked to take weekend trips. It didn't really matter where...sometimes to a cabin, other times to hotels, and still other times travel to outdoor concerts were taken. Those were the carefree days (although I did have Benjamin, so I didn't attend all of these events, only the baby friendly ones.) Events like those didn't plan themselves, and that is where my dearest friend Jill came in. She was the gal who would organize it, book it, and notify each participant what their responsibilities were. It was GREAT! No really, it was. It was awesome to be apart of these trips, and know exactly what I needed to bring, and never was anything left off the list. She was good. We even joked about those days during dad's visitation...they seem so long ago...

Fortunately for us, Jill was not a warden. These lists and responsibilities were suggestions. If ever someone disagreed, accomodations and trades were made. Things ran smoothly, and we all turned to her to help us get organized. It made for efficient travel.

Thanks Jill.

Oh yea, and my point is coming.

Thank you again Jill, for not being this woman.

I saw an awkward family photo on FB today (yep, you Jolene!) and it got me started on that website. I found this, and I couldn't resist sharing it with you! What a lovely breather from my recent posting! Enjoy--

The Thanksgiving Letter (back by popular demand)
From: Marney
As you all know a fabulous Thanksgiving Dinner does not make itself. I need to ask each of you to help by bringing something to complete the meal. I truly appreciate your offers to assist with the meal preparation.

Now, while I do have quite a sense of humor and joke around all the time, I COULD NOT BE MORE SERIOUS when I am providing you with your Thanksgiving instructions and orders. I am very particular, so please perform your task EXACTLY as I have requested and read your portion very carefully. If I ask you to bring your offering in a container that has a lid, bring your offering in a container WITH A LID, NOT ALUMINUM FOIL! If I ask you to bring a serving spoon for your dish, BRING A SERVING SPOON, NOT A SOUP SPOON! And please do not forget anything.

All food that is to be cooked should already be prepared, bring it hot and ready to serve, warm or room temp. These are your ONLY THREE options. Anything meant to be served cold should, of course, already be cold.

HJB—Dinner wine

The Mike Byron Family
1. Turnips in a casserole with a lid and a serving spoon. Please do not fill the casserole all the way up to the top, it gets too messy. I know this may come as a bit of a surprise to you, but most of us hate turnips so don’t feel like you a have to feed an army.
2. Two half gallons of ice cream, one must be VANILLA, I don’t care what the other one is. No store brands please. I did see an ad this morning for Hagan Daz Peppermint Bark Ice Cream, yum!! (no pressure here, though).
3. Toppings for the ice cream.
4. A case of bottled water, NOT gallons, any brand is ok.

The Bob Byron Family
1. Green beans or asparagus (not both) in a casserole with a lid and a serving spoon. If you are making the green beans, please prepare FOUR pounds, if you are making asparagus please prepare FIVE pounds. It is up to you how you wish to prepare them, no soupy sauces, no cheese (you know how Mike is), a light sprinkling of toasted nuts, or pancetta, or some EVOO would be a nice way to jazz them up.
2. A case of beer of your choice (I have Coors Light and Corona) or a bottle of clos du bois chardonnay (you will have to let me know which you will bring prior to 11/22).

The Lisa Byron Chesterford Family
1. Lisa as a married woman you are now required to contribute at the adult level. You can bring an hors d’ouvres. A few helpful hints/suggestions. Keep it very light, and non-filling, NO COCKTAIL SAUCE, no beans of any kind. I think your best bet would be a platter of fresh veggies and dip. Not a huge platter mind you (i.e., not the plastic platter from the supermarket).

The Michelle Bobble Family
1. Stuffing in a casserole with a serving spoon. Please make the stuffing sans meat.
2. 2.5-3 qts. of mashed squash in a casserole with a lid and serving spoon
3. Proscuitto pin wheel – please stick to the recipe, no need to bring a plate.
4. A pie knife

The June Davis Family
1. 15 LBS of mashed potatoes in a casserole with a serving spoon. Please do not use the over-size blue serving dish you used last year. Because you are making such a large batch you can do one of two things: put half the mash in a regulation size casserole with lid and put the other half in a plastic container and we can just replenish with that or use two regulation size casserole dishes with lids. Only one serving spoon is needed.
2. A bottle of clos du bois chardonnay

The Amy Misto Family (why do I even bother she will never read this)
1. A pumpkin pie in a pie dish (please use my silver palate recipe) no knife needed.
2. An apple pie in a pie dish, you can use your own recipe, no knife needed.

Looking forward to the 28th!!


Kami said...

LOL .. I did read this on facebook, but it's definitely kind of funny! It amazes me how uptight people can get about silly things (myself included)!

Missing you, deary!

Queen Jolene said...

HAHAHA! Glad I could inspire you, Jodie! Good to see you "laughing." We need to do coffee. I have the last week of April OFF!!!!